A DAY OF RECREATION

Here's a summary of my day, with very few details omitted:

• 18 holes
• breakfast
• lunch
• foosball
• indoor cycling
• lifting
• tennis
• dinner
• 1 mile run
  

Today would have been even more glorious had the bowling alley had an open lane for us.

DREAMSEAT

Can anyone lend me $999.99?

HUH?

A-Rod? Yankees? No time to even try to process this.

A JOYOUS HALF-SECOND

I had forgotten until just now that Daylight Savings will take effect shortly, and for a fleeting moment I allowed myself to believe that I would get an extra hour of sleep. And then back to reality: an extra hour of work.